Today I had lunch at my aunt and uncle's house. My grandmother, who I haven't seen in 12 years stopped by. One of the first things she asked me was why I don't have a boyfriend. Then, during lunch she asked me if I was on birth control. To top it off, after lunch she wanted to know when I was going to get married and start having children.
My uncle likes to refer to her as "una explosión de palabras." An explosion of words.