-Hola, Señor Chilean Consulate Man?
-Who I am I speaking with?
-Oh from England!
-No, I'm from the US.
-Oh... I thought you said Margaret Thatcher.
Last time I checked, I don't sound a thing like the 84 year old ex-Prime Minister of England. And I can't believe she calls the Chilean Consulate in Mendoza very often.
But don't worry Señor Chilean Consulate Man, your little joke wasn't lost on me.
I can't wait to see what he says when I come back to pick up my passport in a few weeks.