Anyway, on Monday I was having class with my 8th graders and I told them about a new video I had seen that was even worse than Rebecca Black. (They, unlike my mother, know who she is.) They insisted I show them the video so I looked it up and showed it to them during the last 5 minutes of class. Thankfully, they agreed that the video was terrible. The "singing" and "dancing" are horrific. The song is ridiculous. As are the Barbies and the dog. The one thing we all agreed on was that the video is absolutely hilarious. (I'm sure that was not the singer's intention.)
Anyway, if you haven't already seen it, and my glowing review hasn't yet made you close the page, here is Tay Allyn's video "Mass Text". If you've made it this far you might as well watch the video.
If it makes you feel any better, for the rest of the week my students sang bits and pieces of this song during our class. So every day I left their room with this horrible song stuck in my head.